Join the Tuesday Tribute fun over at Angie’s 7 Clown Circus!
My Tuesday Tribute is dedicated to my little sister who is…ahem…42 years old today! Yes, Oooo, I just plastered your old age all over my blog!
Happy Birthday, you old hag! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!
We’ve been the best of friends since she was born….(well, I actually kinda’ thought she was gross, but she grew on me when I figured out I could mind control her….)
She’s always there for me rain or shine….
She always makes goofy faces and poses in every family photo…that still hasn’t changed…it’s even been genetically passed down to her son….I would love to post one or a dozen, but she has threatened to kill me…Since she used to pin me to the ground and spit on me, just use your imagination here to visualize goofy photos of her…please….for my safety….I’ve been spit free for several years now and would like to remain that way….
She used to beat the crap out of me, but I still love her even if she did play with the freaky Sunshine Family of hippies….and Snuffleupagus…..and even if I wanted to steal her Bionic Woman Doll…(and I got even when she lipped off to me while I was driving at age 16….she wouldn’t shut up so I busted her in the lip….then I ran like hell to hide when we got home! lol!)
She’s exceptionally creative….she designed her own wedding dress! She’s a talented artist as well!
She always laughs at my stories and is the only person on the planet that understands how hilarious it is to me to hear the word “haboob”…..(here’s a photo of a haboob (pron. “ha-boob”) hitting Phoenix a few years ago….Yes, I have been in a haboob….it’s a huge wall of sand traveling very fast…think Scorpion King…)
She hates the words “breath” and “moles”….yeah, Oooo, I thought you’d like that…consider it a special birthday gift….Here….enjoy…..
She’s a fabulous Aunt and the best sister in the Universe! We miss you, Aunt Oooo and wish we could celebrate your happy day with you!!!!! Tell Dad to make sure he screws up your red cake as a special treat from me…..
Your Smarter, More Fabulous Older Sister…
p.s. the hotness in the title refers to the flames ignited by the huge number of candles on the old hag’s cake…I can feel them all the way from NY to AZ!